Burgers

...i crave burgers like no end today...

my whole stomach was like..."you want a burger...lets go get a burger"...

but my brain wont have any of that and saying back "No no burger cause we need to save money for the wedding trip, those things are full of fat and expensive"...

stomach: like full of fat has stop you before? come on its meat....nice and juicy and will make me full

brain: I know we like meat but you are like this everyday! It gets expensive...I mean ya had your fill to korean bbq a couple days back!

stomach: this is different! burgers compose of delicious bread, awesome onions, crispy salad, juicy tomatoes, salty pickles, and the epicness of meat!

brain: no we packed food for work so eat your rice and pork!

So I proceeded to try and quell my stomach with more rice and pork to get me through the day at lunch...till dinner came

stomach: its dinner time I still want my burger!

brain: ugh not this again. We only have thirty mins for break to run to the cafeteria get a burger made will take 15 mins thats half our time to eat and frankly lazy to go do all that

stomach: damn logic...

I went and ate a yogurt to try and keep going in the night till I was driving home from work....now mind you when I drive home there is at least two burger places that can deter me...

brain: come on almost home almost home

stomach: you know when we get home there be like nothing to eat, and mom hates it when we cook something. how about a nice burger to enjoy the night less mess and no fuss on cooking?

brain: really....i just told you we needed to save the money!

stomach: but its on its way and you know how hungry we get when we get home...its technically our breakfast cause we dont eat in the morning!

brain: *all but proceeded to ignore the stomach bickering and auto piloted home*

In the end I am at home and indeed there isnt really anything for me to eat less to cook it... so i ended up chowing on shrimp crackers...woo

brain won this round

random picture #25

I want things that glow and boy do I want tron costumes